Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips
Oh, when I was a camper, I never liked to eat;
The cook'd put things upon my plate, I'd dump them on his feet;
But then one day he made this soup, I ate it all in bed;
I asked him what he'd put in it, and this is what he said.
* Chorus: Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;
Stir them all together, it's called the cook's surprise.
I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink;
I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink;
The cook he said, "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink;
It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think."