Magdalena Tagalena

*Chorus: Oh, Magdalena tagalena, wocha-tocha,
wocha-tocha, wocha-tocha-mocha was her name

She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and other one dead
She had two eyes in the middle of her head
One was green and the other one was red
She had a nose as long as a hose
It curled at the end and was red like a rose
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south
She had two feet as flat as a mat
No one knew how she got around like that
One day a ten-ton truck ran over poor Magdalena
And the poor guy had to get a new machine